The Drama of Baskets and Eye Daggers

And on the next episode of "As the Basket Turns":
Phoebe snags the almighty basket and dangles her paw through an opening, looking for Godfather-style kisses ... that would never come.  Meanwhile, jealous Saffy hurls eye daggers from the sofa, while mentally cursing her for claiming the basket ... and her man.

Cat drama rules.