Snuggle-Withholding

I wish my cats were bigger on-demand snugglers. Sometimes I just want a quick cuddle and am just plain denied. What would they rather do instead of snuggle with me?

1. Hijack a laundry basket full of my clean whites
2. Hijack my pillow
3. Hijack my chair while I go to the bathroom
4. Watch me pee
5. Pound on the bathroom door so they can watch me pee
6. Walk across my full bladder
7. Walk across my keyboard
8. Walk across the kitchen counter
9. Stare at me
10. Refuse to meet my gaze while I talk to them