Things My Cats Wish I Would Say

Some of the Things My Cats Wish I Would Say

"I'm bored. I guess I'll just launder every stitch of launder-able items in the house and cover all square inches of floor with warm laundry."

"I think I will lie in bed all day. Who's in?"

"Did I just drop that 1/2 lb of sliced cheese on the floor?"

"Great. Now what am I going to do with all these shoe boxes?"

"My head is much more comfortable on the hard, flat surface of the mattress. I guess I don't really need this soft, cushy pillow...you take it."