Stuff Cats Say: Overhead at the Water Dish

"Tell me the truth. Does my breath smell like butt?"

"Have you seen the size of the tail on that tabby named Frank?"

"Seriously? She tried to nurse YOUR kittens? The nerve..."

"Um, Roxie...did you know your ear is flipped inside out?"

"Happy Hour at the dumpster behind Outback Steak House? Count me in!"