When I was cleaning the cats' toy basket yesterday, I found a wadded up Post-It note stuck to a jingle ball. I suspiciously un-crumpled the paper and saw Cosmo's hand-scrawled "What I Did Today" list. I knew it was his because it was written with a brown felt-tip pen (his favorite) and his left-pawed writing is easy to spot. He's been working on time management so I wasn't surprised, but was curious about the contents. I didn't think he'd mind, so I peeked. Here's what it said:
What I Did Today
- Ate breakfast, sneaked the scraps from Phoebe's plate
- Bathed (extra focus on ears; human woman won't stop touching them)
- Watched Tivo'd Antiques Roadshow
- Looked for that old Cat Dancer toy (maybe it's worth something)
- Napped
- Another bath (hit those ears again)
- Tried to find that milk jug ring that slid under the bookcase
- Smelled Saffy's bottom (as a pick-me-up)
- Napped
- Violin lesson
- Napped (violin lessons are hard)
- Bathed (ears)
- Jumped on counter and borrowed calculator
- Figured out how many used catnip mice I need to sell on eBay so I can buy that rare Linda Ronstadt 45" album (answer: 12)
- Sat in the window and smelled the air
- Whapped Phoebe until she woke up
- Played UNO with Phoebe
- Quick Phoebe bottom-smell
- Asked Phoebe to clean my ears
- Napped with Phoebe
- Wore fancy scarf and listened to Linda Ronstadt albums
- Ate my dinner and a few bites of Phoebe's
Then there was a bunch of scribble that I could barely read. I think I made out the words, "password recovery" and "credit card," but that doesn't make any sense. I think he is making fine use of his time.
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