Irritable Vowel Syndrome

I love friends.  I love cats. I love friends with cats. One of my all-time favorite cats is named Gorilla and he owns my dear friend Katy.  Gorilla is a mammoth of a house panther who throws his weight around in more ways than one.  Whether he is sprawled in his penthouse cat bed atop the kitchen cabinets, peering at birds through the screen of his custom-made catio, or walking across a Scrabble board, you can't help but be smitten by his devil-may-care cattitude and handsome-boy charm.

Yesterday Katy and I were playing Scrabble and Gorilla insisted on joining us.  Well, we could either let him play or watch him flop on the board and attempt to play a Triple Word Score around his giant snoozing body.  It was much easier to give him some tiles and let him play until he became distracted by the dog's tail.