I tried to write an appropriate introductory paragraph to this post. I can't.
Why a Cat is Better than a Plate of Spaghetti
- Snuggling with spaghetti is kind of messy.
- Have you ever tried to put a cute cat wig on a plate of spaghetti?
- Spaghetti doesn't look as cute lying in a box of catnip.
- Cats jump more gracefully than spaghetti does.
- Cats are cleaner -- after a few days, a plate of spaghetti begins to smell pretty nasty.
- Jingle balls roll better and sound more festive than meatballs do.
- "Three little plates of spaghetti lost their mittens" doesn't make any sense.
- You thought cats could ignore you?? Try calling a plate of spaghetti.
- You'd have to do more than lint-roll the sofa after a plate of spaghetti has been lounging.
- People don't want to watch cute videos of spaghetti.
