Why a Cat is Better Than a Plate of Spaghetti

I tried to write an appropriate introductory paragraph to this post.  I can't.

Why a Cat is Better than a Plate of Spaghetti

• Snuggling with spaghetti is kind of messy.
• Have you ever tried to put a cute cat wig on a plate of spaghetti? 
• Spaghetti doesn't look as cute lying in a box of catnip.
• Cats jump more gracefully than spaghetti does.
• Cats are cleaner -- after a few days, a plate of spaghetti begins to smell pretty nasty.
• Jingle balls roll better and sound more festive than meatballs do.
• "Three little plates of spaghetti lost their mittens" doesn't make any sense.
• You thought cats could ignore you??  Try calling a plate of spaghetti.
• You'd have to do more than lint-roll the sofa after a plate of spaghetti has been lounging.
• People don't want to watch cute videos of spaghetti.

Let that simmer for a while in your noodle...