In previous posts, I've written about the silly images that give me giggles. I'm a expert daydreamer and self-proclaimed flake. Some people in my life find those qualities annoying because I'm easily distracted, but I happen to enjoy my little escapes. They are the least expensive sort of vacation and my luggage never gets lost.
Lately, I've been thinking about the places I'd like to take my cats, if they would be willing to go. I know these thoughts are far-out (and I'd never actually share them with my cats -- they'd run for the hills), but it sends me into fits to imagine these scenarios and the looks on the faces of the people in said scenarios.
So here we go...here comes another perilous plunge into the rabbit hole that is Angie's imagination. I hope you are wearing your padded bra and protective headgear...this may be a wild one!
I'd like to take...
...Saffy to the salon and tell the stylist she needs an up-do for the prom.
...Phoebe to the local elementary school and tell them I'm there to register her for kindergarten.
...Cosmo to the sports outlet and tell the salesperson he needs to be fitted for ice skates.
...Phoebe to IHOP and ask for a high chair, children's menu, and coloring sheet.
...Cosmo to Sylvan Learning Center and tell them he needs a tutor for Geometry.
...Saffy to Williams Sonoma and ask if they have a spatula that would fit into her tiny paw.
...Saffy to Target and tell them she is there to register for wedding gifts.
...Phoebe to Verizon and tell them we need to add her to our family plan.
...Cosmo to Taco Bell and ask to see the manager because he is there to apply for a job.
Am I the only one giggling at this? If so, that's just fine. I'm used to flying solo on my mini-vacations. If not, welcome aboard the crazy train -- I'll save you a seat! Now I've gotta run...Cosmo is late to register for the SAT's.
You had me LOL LOL --I read a few to my husband as well!
ReplyDeleteYou are such a hoot. Spenser and I make the cats dance all the time. So, I don't think you're weird at all.
ReplyDeleteMy favorites were:
ReplyDelete...Phoebe to the local elementary school and tell them I'm there to register her for kindergarten.
...Cosmo to the sports outlet and tell the salesperson he needs to be fitted for ice skates.
...Phoebe to IHOP and ask for a high chair, children's menu, and coloring sheet.
...Cosmo to Sylvan Learning Center and tell them he needs a tutor for Geometry.
...Saffy to Target and tell them she is there to register for wedding gifts.
...Phoebe to Verizon and tell them we need to add her to our family plan.
...Cosmo to Taco Bell and ask to see the manager because he is there to apply for a job.
Hell, that is pretty much your entire post!!! LOVED IT! Hilarious! You are too hysterical!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sooooo clever!
LOL! Brilliant. I would love to see those scences play out.
ReplyDeleteAll of those involving Phoebe were my favorite. :)
ReplyDeleteWe want pictures of all this. It is hysterical. Very very funny. We especially like the trip to Target for the wedding gifts. That would really be funny. Great post.
ReplyDeleteI loved every word..me and mommy. Mommy wishes she could take ME places too without shredding everything in sight and singing Opera.
ReplyDeleteI love it! Do try registering for the wedding gifts...and video it!
ReplyDeleteI'm all aboard this crazy train! You had me laughing for sure :) --Tammy
ReplyDeleteOMG - those are great. I have often thought about adding Mozart to my phone plan, but I am not sure how he would dial. He certainly seems obsessed with the phone ringing at the house.
ReplyDeleteDoes Cosmo need a job at Taco Bell because he failed Geometry?
ReplyDeletelol love it! I've gotten my train ticket!
ReplyDeleteI am hysterical right now! Does Saffy have her groom yet? If not, Alex would like to apply!
ReplyDeleteAngie,
ReplyDeleteWill you take me with you? Hey...how about taking Cosmo on a Virgin Airways flight and let him chat up the stewardesses? purrr....meow!
I would LOVE to see Phoebe at an IHOP sitting in a high chair! Great visual hahah
ReplyDeleteLOL..This is so funny..and I love to be in your crazy train : )
ReplyDeleteI would love to see Phoebe in the high chair, too! Thanks for the morning laugh!
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