Yesterday I reached under Saffy's cat bed to retrieve some toy mice and my fingers touched a large paper envelope. Curious, I pulled it out, opened it, and what do you think I found? Evidence of a secret modeling photo shoot! I've previously mentioned that Phoebe often bullies poor Saffy, leaving her hungry for ways to build her waning self-esteem. While no one was home, she must have sought the skills of a photographer to shoot this series of shots. Take a look.
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| This first photo isn't so bad...she's a very beautiful girl. Maybe I have nothing to worry about. |
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| A very dramatic silhouette -- yes, Saffy chose some very tasteful poses. |
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| Really, Saffy? What's going on here? You don't need to wear fruit on your head to prove anything. |
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| And then I found this rather questionable pose. Oh, Saffy....you didn't... |
*Sigh* Should I reveal that I found the photos and express my concern? Should I just return the envelope to its hidden location? What's a worried mother to do??
