My name is Saffy and I am...
a catnip addict.
a thief of other cats' food.
a chronic shedder.
an obsessive box squatter.
My name is Cosmo and I am...
a chronic drooler.
a hopeless scaredy cat.
a clingy mama's boy.
a compulsive pillow stealer.

My name is Phoebe and I am...
a hot-footing kleptomaniac.
a controller of people and animals alike.
a sassy back-talker.
an incessantly picky eater.
Milk and catnip cookies available after the meetings...