My name is Saffy and I am...
a catnip addict.
a thief of other cats' food.
a chronic shedder.
an obsessive box squatter.
My name is Cosmo and I am...
a chronic drooler.
a hopeless scaredy cat.
a clingy mama's boy.
a compulsive pillow stealer.
My name is Phoebe and I am...
a hot-footing kleptomaniac.
a controller of people and animals alike.
a sassy back-talker.
an incessantly picky eater.
Milk and catnip cookies available after the meetings...
My cat would say:
ReplyDeleteHi, my name is Alex. And I have a drinking problem. I am a water-a-holic, but I only drink fresh water. Sinks and water coolers are ok, but a dish, isn’t satisfactory.
I don’t have an eating problem. But I do have a parent’s problem. They are too cheap and don’t give me enough food. 17 cans a day would be sufficient!