Dear Mama,While you were at work this morning, I had a few thoughts so I thought I'd write you a quick note before my next snooze.
1. Can you please quit folding the laundry and leave the warm, cozy clothes in the basket? I've never met a nap I didn't like, but fresh laundry napping is insane. Just sayin'.
2. When I follow you around the kitchen shouting at you, it means I want a snack. I don't care that I just had a snack five minutes earlier. I'm small and my stomach empties quickly. Thank you.
3. I miss nibbling through the wires on all of those stray pairs of earbuds I'd find lying around the house. What happened to them? Can you please buy more and leave a few pairs scattered about at whisker-level. Much appreciated.
4. Don't talk to me when I am going #2 in the litter box. That concentrated look of avoidance means I am busy. I will seek you out when I am finished with my business and we will converse at that time.
Thank you for your time and attention to the above requests. I look forward to your cheerful obedience.
Hugs,
Phoebe
Too funny! I can think of a million things to add to your story that my cat would've written me throughout his lifetime.
ReplyDeleteWonder what the consequences will be if she doesn't get what she wants? I'm betting they will be dire.
ReplyDeleteNumber 4 cracks me up! It's the same look that Martin Freeman does in Love Actually when he is doing the 'stunt double' humping! Hilarious! "I'm not really doing this, you cannot see me".
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