Halloween is just around the corner and I love dressing up and handing out candy to the neighborhood kidlets. Heck, I don't even need a date circled on a calendar to entice me to dress/act strangely and scare most people. I am also not especially opposed to decking-out my cats in snazzy Halloween attire. Nothing crazy, mind you, but I enjoy a festive cat wig or jaunty feline pumpkin sweater just as much as the next crazy cat lady. I was just thinking about my cats' distinct personalities and dreaming up outlandish what-if costumes and here's what plopped out of my brain.
Since Phoebe is so small and sassy...
* A peanut M &M
* Fingernail clippers
* A sushi roll
* Punky Brewster
* Maggie Simpson
Since Saffy is a robust lady...
* Large Marge from Pee Wee's Big Adventure
* A loofah sponge
* Weezie Jefferson
* A tempurpedic pillow
* A bowl of Cap'n Crunch
Since Cosmo is slick and a little slobbery...
* A soup ladle
* David Hasselhoff eating a cheeseburger
* A Sham Wow cloth
* A toothbrush
* Squiggy from Laverne and Shirley
Hmmm.... I better get crackin' on these costumes so I have time to make the suspenders for John's Rerun costume.
i can't imagine either of my cats allowing me to put them in costume. last christmas i got the cutest santa sweater and beard/hat set for my Stella and despite a good 30 minute effort i didnt even manage the hat...my mom's older cat didn't even bat an eyelash when i put it on him. i guess i'll keep it around for future submissiveness :)
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