
Scapula: I'm up to my scapula in paperwork!
Titillate: I am oddly titillated by this episode of Who's the Boss.
Ambrosia: Marge, this Hamburger Helper is pure ambrosia!
Scurvy: Eat your orange slices, kids...don't want anyone around here gettin' the scurvy! You remember what happened to the school bus driver, old Mr. Spongy Gums McGee...
Slovenly: Will you please wipe that orange pulp off your face -- you look perfectly slovenly! And hurry up... the bus will be here in five minutes and old Mr. Spongy Gums McGee won't wait for anybody!
Chafe: I felt especially chafed by that comment Mildred made about my meatloaf.
Now, I shall indubitably delight myself by using the above words together in a sentence.
I'm usually titillated by Betty's visits, but she chafed me to no end when she showed up at my front door, smelling less like ambrosia and more like burnt toast, looking slovenly, pulling up her shirt to expose the scurvy spots on her scapula.
He, he, he...
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