As Seen on TV....Where the Gravy's Always Warm

If you've never been on the As Seen on TV site, you really owe it to yourself to take a gander. Aside from the soon-to-be-legendary Snuggie, a treasure trove of "why didn't I think of that" products await customers just like you and me, who are standing by with their credit card in hand, salivating at the prospect of purchasing a gravy warmer for $24.95.

Gravy warmer.....seriously??? Who eats enough gravy to justify paying $8.99 in shipping? Maybe these folks keep the gravy warmer on all day, like a tea kettle. Lunch time? I think I'll drizzle a little gravy on my bologna sandwich. Friends over for an afternoon game of Canasta? Nothing says "I'm glad we're friends" like a heaping bowl of Brazil nuts floating in a sea of piping hot meat-flavored ambrosia. And dinner time? Thank goodness the gravy's still warm! Everyone knows that nothing gives tacos that extra artery-clogging kick that keeps the kids coming back for more.

So if 24-7 access to savory sauce glazing your gullet sounds gratifying, call now!! Don't miss the boat....the gravy boat, that is....